When Tech guys Speak of Relationships

Crazy programmers always see their real life in the form of tech and cannot get rid of the words they use all the times.
Here is a conversation between two IT guys, Peter and Paul. Hope you understand what they mean.

Peter: Hello Paul, Do you have a subclass ?
Paul:  Nope I don't.
Peter: Why ? But have u made a request ?
Paul : Yes, but I got a 404. She said she did not appreciate the last time she was extended. That I may not be her type.
Peter: Then that subclass must have a strong filter. How can she give a 404 to a superclass like you.
Paul: Anyway, I will implement more methods before making the next request. What about you Peter , do u have a subclass ?
Peter: Yeah yeah , I do.
Paul: Waoh great. so how is the gui, Is she beautiful ?
Peter: The gui is marvelous. It's just like windows 8.
Paul: What about the previous subclass ?
Peter: She was a programmer.  Those subclass don't have enough time to take care of themselves. The gui was like that of  debian 6.
Paul: You are a worker. What do you do with the JS you earn ? You could get some plugins like shoes, hairs to suplement the interface.
Peter: I'll see that next time.
Paul: Then take care of that windows 8 sublass oh.  Do you usually visit her ?
Peter: yeah, I have to inspect element. I have to make sure that no other superclass has an explicit intent.